In a most unexpected turn in the raging civic debate between
political officials and Sgrios worshippers, a group of Sgrios-worshipping
lumberjack activists have chopped down the community board
wets of the northern gate exiting Rucesion and used its wood
chips as kindling in a funeral pyre containing the bodies
of three purportedly corrupt officials, according to reliable
inside sources at the Rucesion Black Market.
The three Sgrios-worshipping lumberjack activists moved in
at night, stealthily, towards the ill-fated community board,
wielding axes of gratuitous size and sharpness, and proceeded
to decimate the Rucesion board into shreds, in an effort to
destroy cohesive arguments against their political cause.
“YAAAH!!!” one of them shouted, carrying a banner
with the words, “Down With The Oppressive Anti-Sgrios
Runic Terra Power Structure of Evil,” with the s’s
and r’s turned backwards.
After having done this, the trio was spotted moving towards
the Rucesion Village Hall. Upon arrival, they huffed, and
they puffed, and they blew the hall down, using their enormous
axes to chop through rafters, shingles and doors, dragging
out three officials and bearing them off in the direction
of Dubhaim Castle.
While being dragged, one of these officials managed to skillfully
make use of a parchment, a quill and a carrier pigeon to file
a lawsuit on the three Sgrios-worshipping lumberjack activists
without them noticing. Their trial is pending after the ashes
of the judicial officers are reassembled into convincing replicas
of the former individuals.
At Dubhaim Castle, the politicians were slain and set aflame
while the three Sgrios-worshipping lumberjack activists danced
around, howled at the moon, and demanded ransom from the Rucesion
Commonwealth. The Rucesion Commonwealth, in response, sent
out a Special Weapons and Tactics team wielding pitchforks
and slings to sedate the three Sgrios-worshipping lumberjack
activists. A battle broke out, which provided a diversion
for the remaining politicians to draft three laws as a means
of controlling future outbreaks of Sgrios-worshipping lumberjack
activsim: one forbidding worshipping, one forbidding lumberjacks
from seeking employment, and one forbidding activism without
an activism license.
Three days after the event, mundanes carefully restored a new
community board overnight and redrafted copies of all posts
from their town historical records. Three were injured from
the hard labor, but few complaints were reported to medical
That evening, the Aislings of Rucesion went home, sat back,
and went to sleep proud of their Aisling spark.