|| News In Brief
MILETH — We are here
live at the Mileth townhall, were
another unnamed official was removed
for alleged power abuse. The suspected
official was removed for a large
chocolate chip cookies embezzlement.
He was demoted, removed, frisked
and locked within a 26 persons cell,
with other criminals.
When the ex-official was asked what
happened he said: 'Well simply this
is power abuse, harassment and slander!
I mean, I desire power over all cookies
in the world, creating a true C.C.C
(chocolate chip cookies) Emporium!
Why o why... mommy please help me,
he is hurting me aaaahhh *cried*'
while he was being drawn from the
bars back to the rest of shady murderers,
thugs and other scum. When asked
about these matters the public relations
officials said: 'Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a damn.'
raid small village:
TEMUAIR — Monsters
have attacked small villages in the
north east of Temuair. These regions
unable to travel have possible already
been destroyed deochs ago, but news
travel slow. Word has it that hordes
of monsters raided the village and
murdered all its inhabitants. The
village was left in ruin and scarred
by a huge pentagram sign in the towns
square. When the king was questioned
about the serious matter he simply
stated: 'Mommy, o mommy, where is
my blankey, make the mean man go
away, o boohoo'.
sells hammers now:
MILETH — The lunatic
jester gives now a hammer, instead
the strange cat, bat and clown suits.
These are free and given away in
Mileth inn. Many believe he causes
the Astrid menace as the kobold wacker
angered Arpina, savior of kobolds.
The hammer making strange sparkles
is seen throughout the lands. A gift
from a happy man, or a teaser to
be taken away again?
|| Top Story
Mad barber attacks Aislings:
— Wounds on heads, ears and cheeks
as the mad barber strikes swiftly
Wielding his Hybrasil scissors and
he wanders cities preying on the
hairy and dumb.
When spotting his prey wandering
a battle scream is yelled o so loud.
To the heart it is to much to bear.
Causing chaos, Mayhem and fear.
A hollow laugh and snip snap there,
once a proud head, lost of all its
Aislings run and mundanes follow
and the tyranny makes everyone hollow.
For no one dares to challenge the
barber so mad,
for those who did, wished they died
Many seen the victims he met,
crying in terror, a scissors in the
So as you walk watch then your way,
as there is a barber, which can end
Earthquake turns out to be surprise:
suspected of altering minds
Odds and Ends
Hubae strike, demanding less abuse and more attention
turns out to be surprise:
MEHADI — A large
earthquake rocked the world of mundanes.
A large investigation was met and
the source couldn't be verified.
It took 70 alchemists, wizards and
priests to pinpoint the location.
Its center was located somewhere
in Mehadi swamp. After a squad of
magic users and brave warrior investigated
it turned out to be merely 'swamp
gas' exploding by contact with air.
It is believed to be old pockets
of gas left by Chadul 137 course
diner adventurers. Dinners included:
dark onions, garlic, mystic sauce,
spicy tomatoes and other dark junk,
which is consumed by foul beasts
from the underworld
suspected of altering minds:
MILETH — Eduardo,
the burgess of Mileth has been suspected
of brainwashing Aislings of precious
time spent. Many Aislings felt abused
in ways too warped to explain. Man:
'I feel so strange, like my mind
was zapped and turned into a turkey'
Woman: 'Oh, So many hands, so many
hands... oops excuse me I was daydreaming'
Courtesan: 'What and he didn't even
give many gold pieces! Ha, he always
wants to take free rides. Official:
'Frankly my dear, I don't give a
dam... Didn't I tell you this before?
Did we meet before? Who am I, what
am I, Mommy..'
The sign of Astrid had to do with
it all, cause all affected where
somehow near there located. Loures
promises investigation, when the
King is reunited with his blankey.
strike, demanding less abuse and
A massive call for
a reduction of hubae is demanded.
It is believed that hubae are merely
there for financial benefits. Many
hubae feel abused, mentally and physically
by their teachers. Merely being trained,
taught till white or green dugon,
then simply murdered off in a back
alley by them. Some even claim that
sexual abuse is happening, which
is mainly denied.
When several mundanes
were asked what they prefer in funds,
they stated: 'Goats are better then
pigs'. A Loures investigation turned
out that people believe goats live
longer, are more intelligent and
cheaper to maintain. Also was claimed
that being kicked in the head by
a goat gave good fortune and prosperity.
After this new investigation, mundanes
lined up for being kicked in the
head for a piece of fortune and fame.
*Chump* *Chump* Food
is better at the hump! Food is better
at the hump!! So come and at ye local
hump and abandon your old tavern
dump! *Soon to be replacing your
Seeking attractive young woman
young woman, preferred to be alive
as dead wasn't so successful. Also
needing to be somewhat human this
time, goblins just won't do. So ladies,
report at Kazre 17:00, for some 'inspection'
Selling REAL LIFE,
HERESY and SPAM. Harry the Heretic
Ye ol' barber shop:
you got hair, soon
it won't be there. *Snip* *Snap*
yes *SNIP* *SNAP* Muhahaha *SNIP*
heheehe... *Coughs* excuse me, we
have reasonable rates and years of
Young priest(esse)s seek handsome,
strong men and beautiful, sexy women
Information at the
temple of love for all your desires.
Near Mileth entrance, side entrance
of the large Temple there.